The Vampire Bride

The giant, black wood doors with their brass handles swung open as two men entered into the cold, dark room. One had silver hair and was smiling with slitted eyes, the other was so dark he nearly blended into the dark surroundings and was wearing think sunglasses that reflected the room. Both wore long white cloaks with high collars and thick, black boots.
"You called for us Lord Aizen?" asked the silver-haired man, bowing.
"I did," came an ominous, deep voice.
A candle suddenly flickered on, and a chair on top of a dais swung around to reveal a tall, handsome man with pale skin in a long, white, high-collared coat and a wine-red vest. He had wavy brown hair, pushed back from his face with a very bitchy curl at the front and was stroking a white cat.
"Welcome Gin and Kaname, my fellow, although not as high and mighty, Lords of the Vampire World!" he exclaimed, raising his arms to them.
"Can we help with anything my Lord?" Kaname asked.
"Yes actually you can," said Lord Aizen.
He got up from his rotating chair, dumping the cat unceremoniously on the ground and walked up to the large window behind the chair. He stood with his hands behind his back, staring into the blackness.
"As you two know, this Halloween marks my 500th year of my supreme rein over the Vampiric World. As such, I think a celebration should be in order."
He turned around and marched to the top of the dais, raising his hands triumphantly.
"And so, I order you two to go and find me a Vampire Bride!" he ordered
The two vampires looked at each other awkwardly, then back at him.
"Aah are you sure about this?" asked Gin.
"Yes, of course I'm sure! Don't you see, it's perfect? What else could better establish me as a supreme overlord than a beautiful Vampire bride?"
"Uuh," mused Kaname.
"Is that the only reason my Lord?" asked Gin.
Aizen glared at him, then burst into tears, "No you're right, it's not! I just can't seem to get a girlfriend, it's so depressing! Everyone else has one, even you, Gin! I don't see why I, an incredibly handsome, evil, villainous, and supreme overlord, can't get a beautiful girl!"
"I don't have one," stated Kaname morosely.
"Yes but you're you! No one would want to go out with you!" snapped Aizen.
Gin went up and patted him awkwardly on the back, "There there, don't worry. We'll get you a beautiful Vampire Bride that will make you feel better," he said soothingly.
Aizen sniffed and shook his hand thankfully, then sent him back down to where Kaname was standing looking depressed.
"You will be established as a supreme overlord!" enthused Gin with a fist pump.
"Exactly! We can host a party, have a big coronation, tour the Vampire world, destroy the Cullens, and incorporate a new tax, all in one hit!"
"Well I do like destroying people," said Kaname.
"And I do like giving people new taxes just to see their faces," said Gin.
"And we all like parties!" enthused Aizen. "So it's settled, you two shall go out and find me a Vampire Bride!"
"What kind of bride do you want?" asked Gin.
"Oh well let's see," he sat back down in his chair, crossing his legs and putting his head on his hand. "She has to be the most beautiful girl in the world, long hair, can't stand the short ones. Fairly curvy, but innocent, or she might try and refuse us. Innovative, smart, but not bossy and annoying. A good cook, young, definitely. Reads books, likes to travel, throw parties, enjoy a coronation, destroy sparkly Vampires descended from Fairies and give people stupid and annoying taxes!" he concluded.
Gin and Kaname looked at each other in dismay, a girl like that was next to impossible.
"Ahem," coughed Kaname. "We will try our best my Lord."
"I am relying on you two, the coronation will be on the second of November as everyone knows that that is Vampire National Day, and I will have my supreme birthday on Halloween. You better have brought the girl by then, or else!" he glared at them menacingly.
They gulped nervously.
"The whole world is a very wide place my Lord," wheedled Gin. "Could we have some help?"
"Oh, yes alright," he nodded. "Take Ulquiorra, Nnoitra and Grimmjow."
"Why them?" sniffed Kaname. "Wonderweiss would be a better option."
"Yeah, Ulquiorra will probably scare her off, Nnoitra definitely will if he doesn't try to hit on her first, and Grimmjow will most likely kill her," added Gin. "And Wonderweiss will run away so no!"
Kaname pouted.
"Just tell Nnoitra you know where he keeps his porn stashes and that you'll burn them. And Ulquiorra and Grimmjow will do anything I say."
"Ulquiorra yeah, but Grimmjow, he's not really the most cooperative Vampire," stated Gin incredulously.
Aizen grinned menacingly, "Oh he'll cooperate. I have his cat," he pointed to the white cat on the floor.
Gin and Kaname glanced at each other and edged away slowly.
"We will leave immediately," said Kaname as they edged.
"Good, and come back before all the O Positive Cookies are gone," he ordered.
The two men bowed.
"Aah when you come back I will be the most powerful Lord in the world!" he cried, raising his hands triumphantly and turning to look out the window. "Everyone will fear me! EVERYONE! Even those blasted wannabe-Vampire Akatsuki! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!" he laughed loudly.
Gin and Kaname looked at each other again as he continued to laugh maniacally louder. They edged away faster. When his laughing reached a climax point, they turned and bolted out of the room, slamming the door behind them.
"Gin?" whispered Kaname. "Am I really never going to get a girl?"
Gin fled.